miss-doctorwho:

ecstasymakemylifeeasy:


anawkwardfruit
:

capsicle1916:

baconllamatimelord:

miss-doctorwho:

partners-in-time:

miss-doctorwho:

If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.

Or italics

How can I express my feelings with no italics

It has not even got bold

And we need to talk about:

  • Bullet points

I may as well strikeout Facebook

You can’t even put links into text

LOL THE LINK

if you say things like that, I will come and kill you.

litlionman:

rivalhyuu:

tumboy:

image

So I saw the picture of Taylor Swift on Jessie’s body and thought “I’m not gonna regret this” and pressed play. 

I didn’t.

acceptable

  • me at school: Laughs and smiles.
  • me with friends: Gets hyper and weird.
  • me around parents: stay quiet.
  • me finally gets alone: Cries, and screams, self harms. Thinks of suicide.
  • me during sport: ball rolls in general direction and i fall over my own shadow
  • me at a concert: guitarist throws pick into the crowd and i vault 20 people, drop kick all surrounding competition, backflip and catch the pick between my front 2 teeth
  • best-of-funny:

    breadmaakesyoufat:

    dontyoulovemebaby:

    breadmaakesyoufat:

    GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING

    this text post is so oatmeal

    i hate you

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